Frequently Asked Questions

 How did Evil Slutopia originate?

 Well, we've always been evil and slutty... but we felt it was time to put that to a more constructive use. The Clique has unofficially existed ever since Jezebel and Lilith met and it was evil slutty cliquey love at first site. (No we're not lesbians, but we do love each other). One day we decided that we needed to share our evil slutty knowledge with society. Just one more step toward ESC World Domination.

Why are you called the Evil Slut Clique?

 Because we're evil and we're slutty. Duh. But seriously... the actual name was coined shortly after a "discussion" in which one of us was called a slut. We decided that a) women shouldn't be using that word against other women and b) so what if I am a slut, what's wrong with that? The name is tongue-in-cheek and refers to what other people would call us. We're "taking it back"!

Does that mean you want to have cyber sex with me?

 No.

Does that mean you want to have real sex with me?

It depends on how cute you are and how drunk we are. So um... No.

So do you think any of the other evil sluts want to?

 Probably not. You may very well meet the love of your life online, but it probably won't be here. Also, while technically you could say we have some "adult content", this is not a porn site.

Do you have any blow job advice?

 Yes. Yes we do. But if we told you, we'd have to kill you. Of course, if you have any questions about anything else, feel free to contact us.

Where can I learn more about the ESC Comic "I Read While He Plays Videogames"?

 You can find a FAQ about the comic blog here.

Where can I find legal or copyright information about ESC Forever Media?

 Right here!

Where can I find more information about the Evil Slut Clique? 

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